K-mart is Wal*mart's B*tch. C:Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Amethyst
Amethyst could be referred to as a person who is a mutant. A pirate fish or a rabbit fish. Not always however as they could also be called Indie Rock girls or Rockers!
Shes such an Amethyst.
2.) Your age?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
o.o
3.) One of your friends?
K-Mart
Wal*Mart's bitch
4.) What should you be doing?
showering
To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"
5.) Favorite color?
electric blue
Super awesome bright blue. It's pretty bad ass.
-"What's your favorite color?"
-"Electric blue, man.
6.) Birthplace?
Spokane
Spokane is a scenic and beautiful city in many ways,geographicaly speaking, yet it is a VERY VERY ridiculously exploitational and ultimately dysfunctional in its mentality/economy and also very dysfunctional within its societal behaviours in business and on many more personal levels. There are WAY WAY WAY too many people here, of all ages, who do almost nothing exciting or productive with their lives (which definately does NOT include ME). They seem to enjoy to continue to make their repeated punk ass weak ass attempts at screwing eachother in "supposedly" fair business...NOT. This town is NOT fair...Yet neither is Life...LOL... Trust ME, I work from my home, TRY IT here in Spokane and you too will know EXACTLY what I REALLY mean. The mentality of MANY people here is plain ignorant narrow-mindedness and stupidity to be further brutally honest. I dont hate people I just hate the way most of the people here think. IDIOTS... I feel like I am surrounded by genuine idiots most times here...lazy ass low lifes who very rarely respect the prices of a self employed artist who almost forever struggles to "Make It" working from his home, yet they seem to endlessly continue to bow down to the corporate giants and their $ET pricing, yet they take every chance they think they got to kick ME in the nuts over my ALREADY fair pricing...like it is a negotiation or something...NOT. The Cottage Industry needs and also EXPECTS its pricing to be respected, and yet to also continue to remain FAIR...Like I have always been, with these rude unappreciative cheap ass brow beating jerks. Spokane can kiss my ass.
meth, rape, freaks, crappy amateur hour grafitti everywhere
no decent paying jobs exploitation ignorance narrow mindedness massive conservatism Undeserved Rudness Spokane Sucks
...It isn't all too true XD He pry just lives on North Side.
7.) Month of your birth?
February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"
8.) Last person you talked to?
Desiree
The worlds best little sister,Usually needs to be advised how to get away with things and how to deal with other annoying older sisters. Loves to get into lots of truoble and often really sweet but can be annoying herself.
Does her best to be a good sister and does well with it. Very good at listening and very good with caring about her sisters,very bad with boys.
Guy:how is your sister as a person?
Girl:shes a real desiree!!!
Guy:shes the best then?
Girl
F course!she just has to learn to not get with those kinds of boys! 9.) One of your nicknames?
Shorty 255 up, 151 down love ithate it
1. Your girlfriend or girl that you date or go out with.
2. One of your closest friends, friend that you hang out with a lot.
3. An attractive girl that you want to meet.
1. "I love you Shorty."
2. "Hey Shorty, let's go see a movie."
3. "Dude, check out that Shorty over there."
Thrilled
Here, have a
THERE'S NO GREATER DICTATOR IN THE LAAAAND
EVERYTHING I DO, I DO FOR YOU!
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO!
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Could this be out of line?
To say you're the only one breaking me down like this
You're the only one I would take a shot on
Keep me hanging on so contagiously
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.
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Could this be out of line?
To say you're the only one breaking me down like this
You're the only one I would take a shot on
Keep me hanging on so contagiously
<33333 I lovers you!
Thanks so much for the watch~~
Have a nice day!~
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"Once you have tasted flight, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return"
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Proud Creator of Razor, Bliss, Zeth, and Isabella the sharks!
they belong to me and only me!
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Could this be out of line?
To say you're the only one breaking me down like this
You're the only one I would take a shot on
Keep me hanging on so contagiously
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